Rockin Robin' Sale

This sale is in honor of a lady named “Robin” who emailed me yesterday with some nonsense.

Quick back story: Robin is an admin of a small facebook group and she emailed me yesterday. She actually spells her name "ROBYN", but whatever, back to the story. Right off the bat Robins email tone was odd but I ran with it. In Robins first email to me she basically told me that my customer service sucked, my vinyl sucked and my delivery times sucked, THEN within the same exact email Robin asked for several FREE samples “just to prove her wrong”.

Needless to say I told Robin where she could go with her nonsense (I did this all in hopes of Robin posting my reply all over facebook) and wouldn’t you know it, Robin did EXACTLY what I wanted her to do, Robin posted my reply all over facebook.

Robin spent all evening and all night advertising for craftivinyl.com on social media.

The only problem was Robin only posted about 1/3 of our entire email chain. Robin did this to play the victim, Robin left out the important parts where she was baiting me just to get a reply for her forum. Robins plan worked for a little while until I posted all of Robins emails on my facebook page, and then folks started calling Robin out. Robin then started deleting some of her facebook posts. 

So today we are going to have a "Rockin’ Robin sale". Since Robin posted about 1/3 of the truth lets have 12x12 sheets of Oracal 651 and 631 for 1/3 of the regular price.

The price will be $0.33 per sheet, no minimum, AND since Robin requested “free samples” we are going to send a FREE 6x12 sheet of 3M Brand “Robin Egg Blue” gloss vinyl with every order (see what I did there with the play on words?). 3M is the best brand of vinyl on the market and each 6x12 sheet is valued at $1.95 each..

I tried to warn Robin half way into her nonsense that this wasn't going to turn out quite the way she planned, but Robin wouldn't listen. Now I am going to make several thousand dollars off of Robins nonsense and all Robin will have to show for it is nothing but being butt-hurt 

 

We are craftvinyl.com, so of course we do have some rules:

#1: You can order other regular priced items with this sale.

#2: You can get a grab bag IF your order qualifies.

#3: No minimums, BUT, you MUST have a shipping charge on your order. DO NOT attempt to use the free shipping option.

#4: NO CHANGES, period, once you press "pay now" the order is yours, if you use an old address you better get to driving or hitch-hiking  to your old address because we will not make any changes after payment

#5: Sale will end at exactly MIDNIGHT (eastern time) May 24th 2017, DO NOT order after this, if you do order after MIDNIGHT you will be refunded minus a $5 cancellation fee (see below). If you are in a different time zone you better plan accordingly. 

#6: Shipping will be delayed, we cant stress this enough, it may be 1 week, it may be 2 weeks, 3 weeks, 4 weeks, 2 months, end of summer, no clue, there is ZERO TIME FRAME, DO NOT ASK, if you do ask you will be refunded on the spot minus a $5 cancellation fee (see below). You will need to ORDER AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH, seriously, DO NOT think of asking us for a shipping status. Mark my words, if you email me asking for a shipping status I will refund you minus $5, no exceptions, you have been warned.

 

If you ignore ANY of these SIX rules, OR, if you must cancel your order for ANY reason you will be refunded on the spot without warning AND we will keep $5 of the refund for you wasting our time. If the thought of a $5 cancellation fee "offends" you or if you think this page is "unprofessional" please do yourself a favor and leave now and do not come back to our website, ever, no bullshit, seriously leave now.

 

We are all adults here, nobody is forcing you to order from this page. This is our website, our rules, our prices, the decision to order or not to order is now yours....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

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12x12

Oracal 651 - GLOSS VINYL

63 colors to choose from

ROCKIN' ROBIN

$0.33 each

ZERO TIME FRAME ON SHIPPING

 

 
 

 

 

 
 
 
self adhesive

 
 
Oracal 631 is "wall safe" removable vinyl
 
 

 

12x12

Oracal 631 - MATTE VINYL

63 colors to choose from

ROCKIN' ROBIN

$0.33 each 

ZERO TIME FRAME ON SHIPPING